What Dorene Lorenz has done in 2008

Recent stories by and about Dorene Lorenz

Why I like My Future Husband

Jesus Christ.

Everyone tells me how much he loves me, supports me, would do anything for me, non-judgmental, good provider (fisherman), wonderful with kids, handy around the house (carpender), likes to read, enjoys traveling, great mother, perfect father, suffers for my very soul.

He is strong, meek, a man of men, charismatic, kind, thoughtful, a real sweetheart. Keeps it in his pants. A true pure heart.

He’s worth waiting for, and I know he is coming back.

Why I admire Hans Zimmer

The man has a remarkable talent for finding just the right color of music to paint a scene with. Stunning.

Why I want to meet Michael Moore

I really want to give him a total make-over. Where are the reality TV gurus when you need them.

How I met William Shatner

I interviewed him when I was a television reporter. We were at the Alyeska Ski Resort in Girdwood, Alaska and he was telling me what a wonderful skiier he was and how he intended on winning the races that day. Hilarious!

A story about Dorene Lorenz

Dorene will run out in the middle of the night in 20 degree below zero weather to run over some food to a sick friend.

Then she will harass them about it for the rest of their natural lives. Maybe longer.

Especially if she discovers they are not really sick.

Why I admire Yo-Yo Ma

He has found my heart, and places for it so tenderly.

Why I admire Sarah McLachlan

Amazing voice.

Why I admire Oscar Wilde

An absolutely brilliant wit.

Why I want to meet Abraham Lincoln

I want a in-depth course from him in leadership. An amazing man at a difficult time.

Why I want to meet Steve Jobs

Because he is brilliant, and doesn’t fumble with all the “uhms” when he speaks like Bill Gates does.


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